Poem of PVZ

By Asher Nelson

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Although I’m not a poet, most wouldn't know it

But I’ll tell you this poem about PVZ

If you’re ready to follow along with me.

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Crazy Dave, he doesn't shave

But he is very brave.

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Zomboss, like a salad you never toss

You don’t fight him, you count it as a loss.

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Major Sweetie, she’s not needy

But she is super cheeky!  

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Sergeant Peel, he has a wit of steel

And he’s definitely not cute as a seal… 

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Otto do, he’s tasks for two

His tasklist is a total zoo!

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Rux, he wears a tux

And he makes the big bucks.

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Chip, he’s kind of a shrimp

His fame is simply a wisp.

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Peg Legpuller

His pride couldn't get any fuller! 

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Mark, he’s afraid of the dark

Peel likes to be a snark to him.

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Monkey, he’s not chunky

But he is a little funky.

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Air Ron, he has no brawn

And he hates to mow the lawn.

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Bingo-Bongo, he wouldn't last a day in the congo

He’d just rent a condo… 

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Bart Barian, he turns all those bounties to carrion

He can’t be a vegetarian! 

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Exposition Al, she’s an odd gal

But she is a pretty good pal! 

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Tumbleweed Ted, he said

“Those tumbleweeds should all be dead!”

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Dr. Real Doctor, he’s not a martyr

He looks like a crazy rocker!

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Dandelion, she lives in a place that’s dry and

With a nice horizon.

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Tim, he’s very dim

He can’t even swim.

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Hugh D. Votee, he is dumb too, note he

Would hug a coyote!

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Olds Cool, he wants to rule

But he is kind of a fool

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Major Problem, it’s as big as a golem

And it is not solemn 

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 Blight Cap, her mushrooms trap

And force a long nap…

Dreadwood, he might be misunderstood

But we know he’s not good

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Well, I’m at 300 words, that was fun!

But time goes by like little birds… 

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HOPE

YOU

LOVED

IT!

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